smithers_jones

Dear Lou Dobbs,

Go gobble a cock and choke to death.

Its morning in America, fellow prisoners.

I'm watching the election results with kittens. Sausages is very pro-Obama. Crispin is a misanthrope and a Ron Paul supporter, I think.

The new cat still won't let me pet him and hides most of the time. I'm pretty sure he has Catspergers Syndrome.

Apparently cats shit a lot. I knew we should have gotten a monkey.

I spent the first 38 years of my life with zero kittens. In the past two weeks I have gotten two. We broke down and adopted Sausges's brother. Frankly, I felt like shit for separating them. Like I was some kind of slaver from the olden days breaking up families. Plus, her brother looks kind of retarded--I mean special needy--and no one else was going...
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His new publicist probably advised him that he should distance himself from McCain if he wants so continue his new career as a country singer and high-profile moron.



Awkward.

I haz a kitten.