Vital Stats

smithers_jones

Dicktown

Member Since 2003

Followers 39 Following 66

Possibly the best thing a hooman has ever created.

digdug:

agreed.

Apr 13, 2010

_margot_:

Awwwz. Can we has one?

Apr 13, 2010

06.24.09
1

Wednesday Jun 24, 2009
That was weird. I just serenaded my cat with "Baby I Need Your Lovin'…
06.05.09
1

Friday Jun 05, 2009
America is a little more free today. I really don't know what the dow…
06.01.09
6

Monday Jun 01, 2009
I'm in love. SPOILERS! (Click to view) With sunflower seed butter. H…
05.27.09
5

Wednesday May 27, 2009
1 <3 slutty school teachers.
05.08.09
4

Friday May 08, 2009
Finally a first date that didn't suck. On a related note. I really sh…
05.04.09
4

Monday May 04, 2009
Apparently they don't teach kissing in medical school.
04.30.09
3

Thursday Apr 30, 2009
I think I need a dinosaur tattoo.
04.30.09
0

Thursday Apr 30, 2009
Who would Jesus water board? Pew poll reveals evangelicals are the b…
04.29.09
1

Wednesday Apr 29, 2009
Worked from home today and was surprisingly productive. I attribute i…
04.20.09
4

Monday Apr 20, 2009
For those interested in my uninteresting dating exploits: SPOILER…

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Tuesday Apr 13, 2010