I just bought me an old-timey razor. Fuck you Gillette. I hope I don't shave my face off with it.
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hotcurry:
You have no idea. My last boyfriend was bipolar, stopped taking his meds and tried to stab me in a manic rage. Clearly things can only get better from here.
signalnoise:
Do you have one of those cool leather straps to sharpen it on? Have you practiced standing menacingly in your front door, in a wife beater, working your razor?