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Friday Jan 09, 2009

Jan 9, 2009
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I was seriously mislead about the usefulness of cats in predicting earthquakes. They didn't start acting strangely until 20 minutes after the quake. Even DURING the quake they just sat their grooming themselves. I suspect they will be equally as useless prior to the alien invasion.
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fearthereaper:
Yeah, I'm thinking riots in the late summer. This is going to be a weird year.
Jan 9, 2009
fearthereaper:
Cats are good for nothing as far as security goes. Unless there is some sort of land tuna attack.
Jan 9, 2009

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