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smithers_jones

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Tuesday Jul 22, 2008

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A quick update on my life. Last weekend at my Crossfit School we has a body weight exercise seminar. Learned a lot of crazy gymnastic-inspired exercises from hand stands, to one-armed pull ups and parallel bar movements. Gave a me a lot to work on.

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Friday gave a seminar on "Media and Messaging for Building Trades Unions" at the UCLA Labor center that was well received. I was glad my boss gave me complete control over the presentation, though that fact that she did so because she seemingly has no clue about how to put one together didn't instill me with a lot of confidence in her.

Today I went to a demonstration organized by the United Steelworkers outside of the office of Occidental Petroleum in Westwood. They were protesting the murders of dozens of unionists in Colombia. They could have used my messaging seminar. One of my favorite moments was when they were walking around with signs that read "Stop the Violence" but they were chanting " NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE!"

Last week I watched the season premiere of Project Runway with a stuffed unicorn on my lap. Its pretty much the gayest thing I, or anyone else, has ever done.

I also invented a wiener accessory called a crotch pocket. It straps around your schlong like a fanny pack and has a little pouch to store things in.

signalnoise:
Why do I need to store things near my schlong though?
Jul 22, 2008
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I've always heard that Princeton is the funnest one.
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