Greetings Porn Freaks!
Good news! I don't have a hernia. I'm sure you assholes were worried sick about me. I decided I had one about a month ago when I had an excruciating groin pain while doing push ups. Turns out it was just a pulled muscle.I should be kept away from Web MD. In addition to the hernia, I've also diagnosed myself with Aspergers Syndrome, and OCD. Though to be fair, only the hernia has been ruled out by medical authorities.
Even though I don't have a hernia, my doctor referred my for several test to see if I am going to have a stroke or a heart attack. I stupidly mentioned I got knocked out several months ago while sparring a 260 pound boxer. I also mentioned a weird pain I have on my left rib the hurts like a motherfucker when I touch it. Both of those things freaked out my doctor and inventor of the nutraker. He hooked me up to an EKG an ordered all kinds of blood tests. I am also going to have an MRI next week. I almost wish I was a hypochondriac so I could enjoy this moment for a while.
Also yesterday I had lunch with the lt. governor of California, who is also likely to be the next governor if that asshole Jerry Brown doesn't run. I only mention that because I like to make myself seem important.
Good news! I don't have a hernia. I'm sure you assholes were worried sick about me. I decided I had one about a month ago when I had an excruciating groin pain while doing push ups. Turns out it was just a pulled muscle.I should be kept away from Web MD. In addition to the hernia, I've also diagnosed myself with Aspergers Syndrome, and OCD. Though to be fair, only the hernia has been ruled out by medical authorities.
Even though I don't have a hernia, my doctor referred my for several test to see if I am going to have a stroke or a heart attack. I stupidly mentioned I got knocked out several months ago while sparring a 260 pound boxer. I also mentioned a weird pain I have on my left rib the hurts like a motherfucker when I touch it. Both of those things freaked out my doctor and inventor of the nutraker. He hooked me up to an EKG an ordered all kinds of blood tests. I am also going to have an MRI next week. I almost wish I was a hypochondriac so I could enjoy this moment for a while.
Also yesterday I had lunch with the lt. governor of California, who is also likely to be the next governor if that asshole Jerry Brown doesn't run. I only mention that because I like to make myself seem important.
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well i did it again...spit out my drink laughing...
I hope your doing great, I think the sailor mouth is hot. Keep it up.