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Saturday Apr 12, 2008

Apr 12, 2008
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Last night I invented a new word:

nappetizer n. A nap taken just before going to bed.

I invented it last night while brushing my teeth in between my nappetizer and going to bed. Yes, it was a fucking exciting Friday night, thanks for asking.

Feel free to use it.

Actually not a bad week for inventions. I also invented a brand for a line of home anal bleaching kits, "Buckeye Bright."

Off to the East Coast again for the second time in 3 weeks and the third week of travel. There aren't any gators in DC are there?

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