smithers_jones

I shouldn't be allowed to pick my own doctors. I just made an appointment with one that I chose partially because he seems to be a bit of a kook. In addition to writing a book he says explains "the origin of all living substances in the Universe," he is also the inventor of a medical instrument called the "nutrake."

How awesome is it that there's a medical device called the nutrake and that my soon to be doctor invented it? The fact that it doesn't appear to have anything to do with raking nuts is beside the point.

Hopefully he is better than my last doctor.

I went to see him after I thought I broke my foot kickboxing a few days earlier. It was still swollen and hard to walk on. He just looked at and said, "Is it getting better?" like I was some kind of pussy.
"Yeah, I guess," I said.
"Well then don't worry about it."

Then he told to come back in 10 years. Prick.