smithers_jones

Okay Sugartits. I just sent out my resume and writing samples. Maybe something will come of it. Maybe not. Plan B is for me to start feeding my boss chocolate-covered Xanax so she will calm the fuck down. I'm hoping a side effect of that will also stop her from constantly repeating herself. She also needs to stop repeating herself.

See how annoying that is?

I had to cover a campaign rally for Hillary Clinton this morning; she was three hours late.
Dames.