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Saturday Dec 03, 2005

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My mom needs a cult. Something less kooky and dangerous than Jim Jones and those mothership people and less financially demanding than the Scientologists.

An added bonus if their members are required to have cornrows. Also, must like pets.

If you hear of such a cult, get back to me.

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