If not for my cat like reflexes, I would have been killed today by an SUV that ran a red light in Glendale. It totally would have ruined my spiffy new haircut too.
It gave me a new found love for life, which I celebrated upon my return home by playing with myself. And by playing with myself I mean masturbate.
Okay, to be honest, I was planning on playing with myself before I almost died.
It gave me a new found love for life, which I celebrated upon my return home by playing with myself. And by playing with myself I mean masturbate.
Okay, to be honest, I was planning on playing with myself before I almost died.