Finally! Jesus has delivered unto us Christian sex toys, including the Christ friendly Clone-a-willy-kit. Don't worry, the site is porn-free so you won't be exposed to anything un-Christian when you purchase your anal beads.
Good news! Looks like that whole military coup thingy won't impact your vacation to Honduras.
Industry giant Carnival says its cruise ships will continue to visit Honduras in coming days despite a military coup in the country over the weekend that has led to unrest in some areas.
Finally a first date that didn't suck. On a related note. I really should get a wallet that doesn't have a ninja on it. Makes for an awkward first date moment.
Worked from home today and was surprisingly productive. I attribute it to the pajamas. My office building is under construction. Its very hard to write when people are pounding and drilling all around you. Also, my boss has the FUCKING FLU and doesn't seem to know that you are supposed to fucking stay home so you don't infect everyone with your virus. She is also... Read More
Lawyer #1a divorce lawyer as it turns out, apparently wasnt fond of my politics. When I mentioned anarchism her sphincter tightened so quickly it sucked the air out of the room.
Lawyer #2 Im pretty certain was made of straw.
The magazine writer I had high hopes for... Read More
i just wanted to let you know that your doppelgnger apparently lives in my neighborhood and occasionally walks by my window. i just saw him. i'm naming him jonesers_smith.
