HEROES
(Sullivan) 1985
"We are not children any more
The fists you made they are come bashing at your door
Your legacy is waiting in the wings
And there's something so familiar in the hunger that we bring
We don't want to be like you, don't want to live like you
Learn by our own mistakes, thank you
Forcing time and pushing through
You are...
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(Sullivan) 1985
"We are not children any more
The fists you made they are come bashing at your door
Your legacy is waiting in the wings
And there's something so familiar in the hunger that we bring
We don't want to be like you, don't want to live like you
Learn by our own mistakes, thank you
Forcing time and pushing through
You are...
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If not for my cat like reflexes, I would have been killed today by an SUV that ran a red light in Glendale. It totally would have ruined my spiffy new haircut too.
It gave me a new found love for life, which I celebrated upon my return home by playing with myself. And by playing with myself I mean masturbate.
Okay, to be honest,...
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It gave me a new found love for life, which I celebrated upon my return home by playing with myself. And by playing with myself I mean masturbate.
Okay, to be honest,...
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Diet sodas ranked in order of deliciousness:
1) Diet Vanilla Pepsi
2) Pepsi one
3) Diet Coke with Splenda
4) Coke Zero
5) Diet Vanilla Coke
6) Diet Pepsi
7) Diet Coke with Lime
8) Diet Coke
9) Ass flavored Diet Dr. Pibb
1) Diet Vanilla Pepsi
2) Pepsi one
3) Diet Coke with Splenda
4) Coke Zero
5) Diet Vanilla Coke
6) Diet Pepsi
7) Diet Coke with Lime
8) Diet Coke
9) Ass flavored Diet Dr. Pibb
I helped a nun today. I'm totally not going to hell now.
FACT: Showing up to work horny lowers your productivity.
thorazeen:
Radical.
somuchrain:
good god, so true. especially when you job consists of putting meat into buns.
I can now officially confirm what I believed to be true for a long time. Frisbee Golf is the lamest lawn "sport" ever. EVER!
Almost went to the birthday party of my nemesis on Saturday. Then I found out there would be no put-put, clowns, pinatas, or strippers. Any self-respecting birthday party should have at least one, preferably several, of those elements.
Instead, I went and saw Serentity. It was aWesome.
Instead, I went and saw Serentity. It was aWesome.
Favorite phrase that sounds like it means something totally different than it does: cold cocking. Please use it this week.
"I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
Im hot for teacher.
I got it bad, so bad,
Im hot for teacher."
Did I just quote Van Halen?
But then my homework was never quite like this.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
Im hot for teacher.
I got it bad, so bad,
Im hot for teacher."
Did I just quote Van Halen?
Smithers Answers Mail
Dear Smithers, why is Voodoo Superior to Christianity?
This is a more complex question than it may seem. Of course there are the obvious advantages: zombies and being able to put the whammy on people for starters; but on a deeper philosophical level, Voodoo is more democratic because of its greater subjectivity on a spiritual level. In Christianity, Christians must rely on...
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Dear Smithers, why is Voodoo Superior to Christianity?
This is a more complex question than it may seem. Of course there are the obvious advantages: zombies and being able to put the whammy on people for starters; but on a deeper philosophical level, Voodoo is more democratic because of its greater subjectivity on a spiritual level. In Christianity, Christians must rely on...
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thorazeen:
I like the idea of the mini-apocalypse.I think we have a few of those in our neighborhood roaming the streets.
What could be worse/funnier than a man in a hot dog suit?
1. A weiner sticking out of a f@&&yP@cK!
2. A zombie in a hot dog suit.
3. A man in a hot dog suit whistling at you on the sidewalk while he sniff's a midget's hand?
I think I have already been de-milked,thanks
What could be worse/funnier than a man in a hot dog suit?
1. A weiner sticking out of a f@&&yP@cK!
2. A zombie in a hot dog suit.
3. A man in a hot dog suit whistling at you on the sidewalk while he sniff's a midget's hand?
I think I have already been de-milked,thanks
thorazeen:
you are evil.
now,that i saw it, you can take that off my page NOW!! NOW!!
now,that i saw it, you can take that off my page NOW!! NOW!!
True or False:
It should be legal to punch people who walk around wearing those Bluetooth wireless headsets for their cell phones.
It should be legal to punch people who walk around wearing those Bluetooth wireless headsets for their cell phones.
signalnoise:
i dunno that true is the right answer.. .but those things freak me out. it's like their goddamn cyborgs.
signalnoise:
rights are best b/c they good us good democracy - freedom of speech, assembly etc help insure that you get informed voters and good aggregate decisions.
that said... while i think that rights COME from political structures, i DO like the metaphysical "fiction" of rights-beyond-politics. the strong version of this story can be dangerous - as it shuts down compromise and promotes individuals. but sanctity for rights, as a cultural artificat, is useful in protecting (or limiting the need to even pro-actively defend) those rights....
that said... while i think that rights COME from political structures, i DO like the metaphysical "fiction" of rights-beyond-politics. the strong version of this story can be dangerous - as it shuts down compromise and promotes individuals. but sanctity for rights, as a cultural artificat, is useful in protecting (or limiting the need to even pro-actively defend) those rights....