smithers_jones

I shouldn't be allowed to pick my own doctors. I just made an appointment with one that I chose partially because he seems to be a bit of a kook. In addition to writing a book he says explains "the origin of all living substances in the Universe," he is also the inventor of a medical instrument called the "nutrake."

How awesome is it that...
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chainlink:

Well they are both XXX large.

Hope they fit you.

Apr 10, 2008

signalnoise:

Jesus is your hard drive?

Apr 12, 2008

And so it begins...

British fear US commander is beating the drum for Iran strikes
A strong statement from General David Petraeus about Iran's intervention in Iraq could set the stage for a US attack on Iranian military facilities, according to a Whitehall assessment. In closely watched testimony in Washington next week, Gen Petraeus will state that the Iranian threat has risen as Tehran has...
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fearthereaper:

Wow. He's a whole new level of moron.

You need to stop learning, it's only going to get you into trouble.

Apr 5, 2008

As of today I have officially paid off the last of my student loans.

Suck it.

_margot_:

That is fantastic congratulations ♥

I will be out there end of May. I think it will work out fine. My mom finally figured out how to use her computer, so it may be easier to talk with the family.

I am pretty excited to be able to meet you *fingers crossed*

Apr 4, 2008

_margot_:

It has been written.

Apr 4, 2008

I survived my Florida trip. I spotted several gators from the roadway. One was in a ditch about 50 feet from a parking lot waiting from the opportunity to eat someone. I also went to a trip to the Kennedy Space Center with the family.

I don't find the space program very interesting. In fact, I find it a tremendous waste of money. I am...
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fearthereaper:

Raiders fans are the worst. A couple of hears ago, they beat up a Pittsburg fan and bit off his nose.

Apr 2, 2008

Heading to Florida on Thursday for a wedding. Not enough time for me to grow out a Lemmy mustache, but I may be able to procure a Molly Hatchet t-shirt before I eave.

I am already itching from the anticipated mosquito bites.

chainlink:

Oh yeah ? You gonna be here a while ?

Mar 24, 2008

dreamergirl:

Ah the weather should be perfect.

Mar 25, 2008

Spring is finally upon us. That means the return of the abomination that is dudes wearing flip-flops and sandals. But because the universe must remain in balance, it also means the return of short skirts and hot chicks in beaters. This will make Jesus weep. I know this because every time Jesus weeps, my nether regions tingle a little.

Back to Muay Thai tonight. I...
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_margot_:

You never have to worry about that, promise me

Mar 20, 2008