Like shooting fish in a barrel:
When we move to Pasadena me and the Mrs. are going to get a cat. Not sure what kind yet. Perhaps one of those LOL cats all the kids on the internet are always talking about. And probably a unicorn. Many neighborhoods in Pasadena are actually zoned for unicorns which is pretty neat.
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sockpuppet:
I guess. Perhaps that's where we've been going wrong in Britain; I thought they were extinct, but perhaps they're just being dehorned young.
Do they zone for hippogriffs as well?
Do they zone for hippogriffs as well?
_margot_:
That is what I am worried about.
So last Friday I narrowly escaped death. Or at least a really bad car accident. I was driving down the 101 and about three car lengths ahead of me, and two lanes to my left, a beige Toyota sedan started to fish tail then went into a slow spin 180-degree spin. Had I been one lane over, or had there been a car in the...
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sockpuppet:
What did you teach?
sockpuppet:
That's interesting stuff. I don't know anywhere near enough about any of those. I wish I had decades to study in.
Is it just me or has pineapple and string cheese been particularly delicious lately?
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_margot_:
I love string cheese.
I ate four of them for lunch
I ate four of them for lunch
emotedcreations:
Apparently. 
And um, yeah, string cheese is my one late night indulgence as odd as that may sound. As far as pineapple is concerned, apparently the ladies dig it.
And um, yeah, string cheese is my one late night indulgence as odd as that may sound. As far as pineapple is concerned, apparently the ladies dig it.
New secret video from Hilary's campaign HQ uncovered:
fearthereaper:
Yeah, but how was the oatmeal?
_margot_:
A moth ban you say?!
I am coming at the right time, it seems!
I am coming at the right time, it seems!
In celebration of International "Hug a Cum-Monkey" Day, I wanted to post a new snack-mix recipe I just invented. I call it "The Peanut Buzzer."
1 part chocolate covered espresso beans, 2 parts peanuts (or chocolate covered peanuts).
Eat it, bitches.
1 part chocolate covered espresso beans, 2 parts peanuts (or chocolate covered peanuts).
Eat it, bitches.
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_margot_:
When do you find out if things are ok with you?
_margot_:
Keep me posted.
Greetings Porn Freaks!
Good news! I don't have a hernia. I'm sure you assholes were worried sick about me. I decided I had one about a month ago when I had an excruciating groin pain while doing push ups. Turns out it was just a pulled muscle.I should be kept away from Web MD. In addition to the hernia, I've also diagnosed myself with Aspergers...
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Good news! I don't have a hernia. I'm sure you assholes were worried sick about me. I decided I had one about a month ago when I had an excruciating groin pain while doing push ups. Turns out it was just a pulled muscle.I should be kept away from Web MD. In addition to the hernia, I've also diagnosed myself with Aspergers...
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dreamergirl:
Both of those things freaked out my doctor and inventor of the nutraker
well i did it again...spit out my drink laughing...
I hope your doing great, I think the sailor mouth is hot. Keep it up.
well i did it again...spit out my drink laughing...
I hope your doing great, I think the sailor mouth is hot. Keep it up.
signalnoise:
Dude: WebMD totally fucks me up. I went through a long period convinced I had stomach cancer. Why does every bit of advice on WebMD end with "Oh, btw, you be dying asshole" ?
And you fuckers thought I was being melodramatic.
Sandra Frosti, a 69-year-old central Floridian, found an 8-foot long alligator prowling in her kitchen late Monday night, authorities said.
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_margot_:
That is a dick move, people were eating dinner. At least wait.
chainlink:
Yeah.
I'll still take gators over smog, traffic, gang-bangers, earthquakes and failed actresses.
We've got it easy. And you can eat gators.
I'll still take gators over smog, traffic, gang-bangers, earthquakes and failed actresses.
We've got it easy. And you can eat gators.
Went to a grilled cheese party and contest on Saturday. I debuted by newest, but still unnamed, sandwich: Cinnamon apple grilled cheese with smoked fontina and pepper jack. It was a hit.
This makes me want to sell my PC and by a Mac pronto:
This makes me want to sell my PC and by a Mac pronto:
_margot_:
Oh my God. That sounds so good.
_margot_:
May I ask what type of bread? or is that a secret?
Back from DC. I hate traveling for work. It means 15 hour days, 4 hours of sleep a night, crappy food, and time away from the people I love. I did get to see Obama speak. He addressed about 2500 Building Trades members from across the US and got an amazing response especially considering most of the unions that have endorsed in this race have...
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Last night I invented a new word:
nappetizer n. A nap taken just before going to bed.
I invented it last night while brushing my teeth in between my nappetizer and going to bed. Yes, it was a fucking exciting Friday night, thanks for asking.
Feel free to use it.
Actually not a bad week for inventions. I also invented a brand for a line...
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nappetizer n. A nap taken just before going to bed.
I invented it last night while brushing my teeth in between my nappetizer and going to bed. Yes, it was a fucking exciting Friday night, thanks for asking.
Feel free to use it.
Actually not a bad week for inventions. I also invented a brand for a line...
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Maybe as much in the impression of confusion as anything else. Though I seldom watch TV, so maybe that's only news to me.