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I have discovered:

a.) Cosmoline is a disgusting, vile substance.
b.) Yugoslavians coat their weapons with mass amount of the substance mentioned above.
c.) My hands feel like rancid raw meat after removing mass amounts of Cosmoline from a Yugoslavian SKS.
d.) I now know how to disassemble and reassemble said weapon. Hooray for me.

I was on the threshold of purchasing a new Powerbook G4 when my primary mousing digit revolted against me.

This is both a good and bad thing.

Stupid digits.

NEW.
FUCKING.
JOB.

Praise McChrist.

And now... McChrist!

This disturbs me. Note: original Library of Congress link does not function due to session timeouts; you may search for Public Law 102-14 for the 102nd Congress at the Library of Congress website for the government-sponsored text.

In order to get a context of what the joint resolution above is talking about, please read this.

Unfortunately, I could not find an English translation of...
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The fry-off continues at the Smith manor.

Foods fried with Fry Daddy(tm) thus far:

Jack in the Box Ultimate Cheeseburger (one half breaded / one half unbreaded)
Jack in the Box cheeseburger (breaded)
Shoe-string french fries
Tater tots

Foods to be fried with Fry Daddy(tm):

Kit Kats
Generic sushi
Twinkies
Jack in the Box cheesecake
Oscar Meyer hot dogs
Fig Newtons

w00t. I zink ze vinterview vent fairlee vell.

bleh.

My latest haiku:

Traversing the Voids of jaxxor's Olfactolicious Bowels

fukfuk2u
fukfuk2fukfuk2u
fukfuk2u

W,iycautsp,yktIpwhfilwy. Ts, titerwIntsliapd. Iwiwa,aIspythowm, sahiwnga.

Aa, Iactt, wghwhiisdbswhncw.

And now, a word from my current sponsor, located here:

"I won't heal given time
I won't try to change your mind
I won't feel better in the cold light of day
But I wouldn't stop you if you wanted to stay

Collapse the light into earth"