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HURRICANE NIGH!

But first, I'm leaving this site soon. Before I do, however, you remaining people should check out the intensely beautiful Ryah - she makes quite the delectable marshmallow, and she's just as sweet as a bag of them.

Anyhow. Rita approaches, and I made a list of shit that I have in my favour over 150+ mile per hour winds and torrential downpours:

Provisions:

30+ cans of various domestic beers.
Three travel bottles of Vox vodka.
Generic knock-off Count Chocula.
Two loaves of bread.
A bag of pre-cooked chicken nuggets.
30+ bottles of water.
Two gallon jugs of water.
Four 32 ounce bottles of water.
One gallon of malk.
12+ power bar-esque consumables.
One box of frozen broccoli and cheese.
One bag of noodle soup.
Three boxes of Pasta Roni.
One tub of Country Crock butter.

Provisions for emergencies:
Two cats.
One snake.

Armament:
60 rounds of 1.5 oz. 12 gauge shells.
153 rounds of .45 ACP.
82 rounds of 7.62mm.
32 rounds of 9x18mm Makarov.
400+ rounds of .22 rifle ammo.
Two M1911A1 .45 pistols.
One Makarov 9mm.
One Ukranian SKS.
One .22 CZ rifle.
One Mossberg 12 gauge.
One non-firing M41A S.D. Studios Aliens pulse rifle.

Entertainment:
100+ fantastic books.
Two computers.
One Jackson Kelly.
One Martin acoustic.
One Ibanez six-string bass.
Two cats.
One snake.
One Terminator 2 Flying HK model.
One NF-104 conversion from an F-104G World Starfighter.
A smidge of Jack Herrer.
Five packs of American Spirits (full flavour).
30+ cans of various domestic beers.