Alien vs. Predator was A HORRIBLE, VILE LUMP OF SHITE.
I recommend that NO ONE watch this movie. It's boring, predictable, and it rapes the quality Alien and Predator movies and comics. This movie is a travesty; it has NO REDEEMING QUALITIES that make it worth viewing. None. Zero.
Oh, and Hollywood: STOP USING CG FOR EVERYTHING. I recall that the director of this film filled with faggotry stated that he was one of the biggest Alien and Predator fans around. Oh? Are you, sir? Then maybe you've seen what the movies before yours did with puppets and costumes. Yes, that's right, Mr. Anderson. It looked FAR SUPERIOR. What was that? No, you fool, the Predators and Aliens didn't do Matrix-like moves in the earlier movies, and nor did those films attempt to rely on cheap gimmicks like yours.
BAH.
Rating: A for Abhorrent.
I recommend that NO ONE watch this movie. It's boring, predictable, and it rapes the quality Alien and Predator movies and comics. This movie is a travesty; it has NO REDEEMING QUALITIES that make it worth viewing. None. Zero.
Oh, and Hollywood: STOP USING CG FOR EVERYTHING. I recall that the director of this film filled with faggotry stated that he was one of the biggest Alien and Predator fans around. Oh? Are you, sir? Then maybe you've seen what the movies before yours did with puppets and costumes. Yes, that's right, Mr. Anderson. It looked FAR SUPERIOR. What was that? No, you fool, the Predators and Aliens didn't do Matrix-like moves in the earlier movies, and nor did those films attempt to rely on cheap gimmicks like yours.
BAH.
Rating: A for Abhorrent.
_bossanova_:
There are so many films that should have received that rating. The other night I saw a gimmick of a film called "No Debes Estar Aqui." Hot Spanish redheads don't make up for much, evidently.







menotyou:
Alien like you've never seen it before!!