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Monday Jan 29, 2007

Jan 29, 2007
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Ohhhhhhhh! DYNO-MITE! Groovin' all night!

Chimay is my friend. The dickslit that stole my recycling bin, however, is not.

I mean, for fuck's sake. How am I to manage the disposal of countless bottles of Monteiths? And one (1) empty mayonnaise jar.

On the upside: I know now how to operate an M136 (AT-4) anti-armour weapon. If only I could get my grubby hands on one...

In fact, I know exactly what I'd do. I'd take a casual stroll one hundred meters up the street, do an about face, pull the safety pin out of the venturi, unsnap the shoulder strap, cock the firing mechanism, depress the safety mechanism with my index finger, get the proper sight picture, and blow the living hell out of that fucking car that always parks in front of my abode.

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readyamykill:
Zing to yer mom!
Jan 30, 2007
qwerty:
A,
Becuase action scripting it's self is very poopy. I was designed to infuriate anyone who is silly enough to atempt it. Like us frown

Qwerty has answered.
Feb 1, 2007

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