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Thursday May 04, 2006

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So I wasn't swept away by the two foot tsunami.

As I was watching the news media here in NZ ream the civil defence service, though, I couldn't help but be full of bliss that the media was ripping the civil defence force a new asshole.

Take, for instance, the following quote. This was how the broadcast interview with the two top civil defence chums ended:

Dramatis personae:

CDL1: Civil defence lackey one.
CDL2: Civil defence lackey two.
NBL1: News broadcasting lackey one.

CDL1: "Can we make a point?"

NBL1: "No, we're out of time. Exc..."

CDL2: "Excuse me, but we'd like to..."

NBL1: "No, we don't have time for another point. But there will be another disaster soon, and we'll see how you react then."

pwn3d.
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ryah:
when i told my gramma you moved to NZ she was like 'OH MY GAWSH THEY'RE HAVING A TSUNAMI!'.

highlarious.

xoxox!
May 6, 2006
menotyou:
How're things? Tell me something interesting about your new life.
May 8, 2006

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