There will be a day where the world can peacefully exist sans people who feel the need to pander to denizens of the intertubes.
Sadly, I'll never see it.*
* unless, of course, it happens to coincide with nuclear holocaust, and I end up being the ultimate bad-ass of the Wasteland. Brotherhood of Steel, here I come!
THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF PHILIP J. KLASS
To ufologists who publicly criticize me, ... or who even think unkind thoughts about me in private, I do hereby leave and bequeath:
THE UFO CURSE:
No matter how long you live, you will never know any more about UFOs than you know today. You will never know any more about what UFOs... Read More
Early morning
With Devin Townsend's "Material" blaring in the car,
With cigarette drooping out the window,
On a freeway with a gorgeous view of a fog-saturated Auckland skyline -
Top fucking notch.
I don't feel what I am supposed to feel
I don't dream what I am supposed to dream
I don't say what I am supposed to say
I don't see what I am supposed to see
i was worried i was gonna have to send the hk out to kick your ass!