I have been known to complain (loudly and often) about technology, specifically, my computer. The truth is that I don't despise technology. I despise technology that doesn't work. I love tools that work. Part of my fascination with guns stems from the fact that a well-crafted firearm (with proper maintenance) can be relied upon to perform its function for decades. Well, with that introduction, I...
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Apparently they are going to start an "Ask The Doctor" series in the local paper. One of the office workers in charge of the project was talking to one of the doctors about it. She asked him, "What are some of the most common questions patients ask?" While the doctor is thinking, I chime in and say, "Can I get some percocet?"
The doctor started...
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The doctor started...
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whitewidow:
Well - I'M proud of you for having a great sense of humor in this job
Kisses
Well - I'M proud of you for having a great sense of humor in this job
Kisses
I got off work 45 minutes late today and began my 50 minute drive home (which was slowed because of rain). Tired and mildly annoyed, i walked into my apartment,turned on CNN and heard the words "President Bush" , "nominee", and "Supreme Court." My testicles immediately fled into my pelvis with such great velocity that a vacuum was created in my scrotum leaving it looking...
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ambellina:
I can't tell you how hard that first paragraph made me laugh.
I agree though. I got an e-mail from the Human Rights Campaign and almost crapped myself.
I agree though. I got an e-mail from the Human Rights Campaign and almost crapped myself.
whitewidow:
Thanks hun.....again - I missed you
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Thanks hun.....again - I missed you
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Things I Learned This Week
1. If you stick a long needle into a small object (for example, a finger), make sure the object is stable or the needle might go all the way through.
2. Don't test for it if you aren't going to treat it.
3. Never assume a patient lying in bed has legs.
4. If you're wondering whether or not you...
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1. If you stick a long needle into a small object (for example, a finger), make sure the object is stable or the needle might go all the way through.
2. Don't test for it if you aren't going to treat it.
3. Never assume a patient lying in bed has legs.
4. If you're wondering whether or not you...
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whitewidow:
Awww thanks hun - I missed you Things are getting better
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Things are getting better
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___k:
Hey Hey HEY!
Just making sure you know about the SGATLiens 2nd Anniversary Open Event. You should definitely make it out.
I won't be able to make it, but perhaps another evening we'll catch up.
[k]
EDIT: Jeez that looks like the biggest dork-post ever. My post. Not yours. Ah well.
[Edited on Jul 18, 2005 11:06PM]
Just making sure you know about the SGATLiens 2nd Anniversary Open Event. You should definitely make it out.
I won't be able to make it, but perhaps another evening we'll catch up.
[k]
EDIT: Jeez that looks like the biggest dork-post ever. My post. Not yours. Ah well.
[Edited on Jul 18, 2005 11:06PM]
you may not want to read this post.
a few hours ago, i performed my first (and second) pap smear. while i'm all about learning new medical shit, i find it difficult to brag about this milestone. let's just say that it's a simple procedure and a very powerful and important test and leave it at that.
also, while discussing patients with a doctor, i...
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a few hours ago, i performed my first (and second) pap smear. while i'm all about learning new medical shit, i find it difficult to brag about this milestone. let's just say that it's a simple procedure and a very powerful and important test and leave it at that.
also, while discussing patients with a doctor, i...
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llona:
hahahhaha. i hope you weren't too hard on yourself.
it is really odd, eh? trying to minimize the disparities between intruding upon a woman's most personal, vulnerable state, trying to be soothing, and your own purely clinical fascinations.
it's a fine line to walk.
it is really odd, eh? trying to minimize the disparities between intruding upon a woman's most personal, vulnerable state, trying to be soothing, and your own purely clinical fascinations.
it's a fine line to walk.
smirkingatyou:
true. like most things, the more i do it, the better i'll get. it's just strange to thing that this very hush-hush thing is now part of my normal life.
Last night I saw a vaginal birth for the first time since my own. I don't remember much of my own birth. I've been told that it was messy and painful. Apparently, that much hasn't changed.
I didn't have much to do. With an attending physician, a resident, a nurse and a few family members, my responsibilities comprised staying out of the way and not...
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I didn't have much to do. With an attending physician, a resident, a nurse and a few family members, my responsibilities comprised staying out of the way and not...
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today was my first day in the family medicine clinic. they close at 1 on fridays (fine by me). the staff seems nice, and the clinic is set up with plenty of equipment so i should be able to see and do some cool shit.
i have my first day of call starting tomorrow at 9am until sunday at 9am. i'll pack an overnight bag...
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i have my first day of call starting tomorrow at 9am until sunday at 9am. i'll pack an overnight bag...
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ambellina:
i love doing cool shit with equipment. it's awesome.
i'm back. i just wrote a long-ass post but the site deleted it and i'm too tired to write it again.
She said that she's in love with me, but because of you, I cannot bring myself to believe her. If I had never met you, I might still believe that people are capable of honesty and respect.
whitewidow:
You ok hun?
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Kisses
Talk to you later...
[k]