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Savannah and Athens GA

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Tuesday Jul 19, 2005

Jul 19, 2005
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I got off work 45 minutes late today and began my 50 minute drive home (which was slowed because of rain). Tired and mildly annoyed, i walked into my apartment,turned on CNN and heard the words "President Bush" , "nominee", and "Supreme Court." My testicles immediately fled into my pelvis with such great velocity that a vacuum was created in my scrotum leaving it looking shockingly similar to the elbow skin of a vary old man who used to be muscular but has let his once sinewy arms atrophy.

Well, kids, years of studying random shit has taught me a few tricks on how to coax hiding testes back into their proper place. Perhaps it will be a good distraction from the thought that a guy who once argued that Roe v Wade was a bad decision and should be overturned has now been nominated to the most powerful court in the country.

In other not so fun news, I will not be able to attend the SGATL party this weekend. I'll be on call from 9am saturday to 9am sunday. Life's a fickle bitch. (I know. I dated her.) Perhaps one day I'll get to see you guys again. Have fun. Be safe.
ambellina:
I can't tell you how hard that first paragraph made me laugh.

I agree though. I got an e-mail from the Human Rights Campaign and almost crapped myself.
Jul 19, 2005
whitewidow:
blush Thanks hun.....again - I missed youfrown

Kisses kiss kiss
Jul 20, 2005

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