smirkingatyou

Spring break was fun. Nothing too exciting or catastrophic happened. My skin is a bit darker and my hair is several shades lighter. I drank more and read less than I had planned, but I got to hang out with my friends so I can't complain much about how I spent my time. I also learned something important (potentially extremely important) about myself. I cannot accurately guess the age of a female in a swimsuit. I intend to propose legislation that anyone under the age of 18 must wear some kind of external signal that says "hands off." And no, nothing happened.