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And Now A Joke . . .


Q: What has two thumbs and loves blowjobs?













A: THIS GUY!!


***note***
I posted this because it's funny. I have not gotten any lately. Incidently, if anyone would like to give me a late Christmas present, please refer back to the joke.
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alyk:
There's a really friendly prostitute that hangs out in front of my office every evening, and I have some frequent flyers miles I could give her, so she'll be seeing you in about five hours...Merry X-mas...

P.S...She appears to be missing her front teeth...You can thank me later.
Jan 2, 2006
alyk:
P.S.S....Show her that tool you left in my journal!
Jan 2, 2006

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