I have always claimed to be an honest person but I have told a couple of lies in my life, so Ill come clean now.
1. I have told people that I have cried for them, but it is all bullshit. I cant cry, I wish I could, I would be crying right now.
2. I never got someone killed in Chicago because of a poker game. I simply beat him and left and he got pissed off, that was about it.
3. I did fart and blame it on the dog a couple times, (sorry Ziggy)
4. I was at home when you called; I just didnt feel like talking to you. (x 2,000)
5. I have only seen 4 people die, not 5, I didnt see my grandfather die, I dont even know why I started that lie, 4 is enough.
6. My second tape was Kris Kross, not David Bowie, I just felt like leaving that album out of the order, OKAY!?
7. I do think the world revolves around me.
8. The girls dad didnt stop her from seeing me because I was atheist, he was just kept riding me about God, and I got pissed and left.
9. Okay maybe I didnt really love you, but I thought I did, so its not really a lie is it? (x 82)
10. I do hate a lot more people than I claim to.
Okay I have came pretty clean. So I want ever one else to come as clean as they feel possible, it feels good.
1. I have told people that I have cried for them, but it is all bullshit. I cant cry, I wish I could, I would be crying right now.
2. I never got someone killed in Chicago because of a poker game. I simply beat him and left and he got pissed off, that was about it.
3. I did fart and blame it on the dog a couple times, (sorry Ziggy)
4. I was at home when you called; I just didnt feel like talking to you. (x 2,000)
5. I have only seen 4 people die, not 5, I didnt see my grandfather die, I dont even know why I started that lie, 4 is enough.
6. My second tape was Kris Kross, not David Bowie, I just felt like leaving that album out of the order, OKAY!?
7. I do think the world revolves around me.
8. The girls dad didnt stop her from seeing me because I was atheist, he was just kept riding me about God, and I got pissed and left.
9. Okay maybe I didnt really love you, but I thought I did, so its not really a lie is it? (x 82)
10. I do hate a lot more people than I claim to.
Okay I have came pretty clean. So I want ever one else to come as clean as they feel possible, it feels good.
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glorybox:
wow. thats incredible!!!! 
mistakesmade:
Hummm I don't lie so much as leave out details of significant occurances. But I don't think anything you lied about it that odd or far from what everyone else lies about (i.e. I've been so busy I just couldn't call you)... kriss kross was your sceond album? John Tesh was mine, I think that puts us on the same level....