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I had a dream about the girl of my dreams last night. If you happen to be white, slender, have dish-water blond hair, a plain face, missing your left leg and have twin Asian brothers who are about 4 feet tall each, e-mail me. That dream was crazy; afterwards the Crocodile Hunter dared me to punch a bunch of holes in the wall of castle Greyskull from He-Man.
Anyway, I spent all day yesterday with this kid who is a good friend, but he is a fool. He doesn't get any of my jokes and he epitomizes the mentality of America's youth. He forced me to watch the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre because he swore it was better than the original. However, he had never seen the original and when I tried to show him the original he said less than 5 minutes into it that it was "Too Slow and Stupid". Oh well, he did give me a cool pair of sunglasses.
Anyway, we did walk around City Walk and look for women, because, this is what he does. But when I had my chance, my morals kicked in and I thought, I don't know how to fuck, I only know how to make love. And I don't know any of these women so I am unable to Love any of them. Does that make me a dickless loser? Probably, but, um, yeah I can't follow that up.
Seriously, I have no idea how to fuck. I cant bring myself to smack a woman and just thrust myself in them as hard, fast and deep as I can. One time a girl asked me for a quickie, I though to myself, Well okay I have an hour to spare. Twenty Minutes in shes like You know I said a quickie, right? After her explaining to me that a quickie is like 5 minutes, I felt inept.

Question:
I'm not the only one who feels that it's wrong to fuck someone because you made eye contact with them at a happening night spot am I?