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Kansas City, MO

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Tuesday Mar 16, 2004

Mar 16, 2004
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I decided to be an hour late to class today, I woke up in time, but thought hey I deserve to be late and I just laid in bed, it was great. However, I ended up getting 4 calls from people who wanted to know where I was. They were pissed that I didn't call them back because they were afraid I was hurt. That was a little weird, am I not allowed to be irresponsible?
Anyway, I had a crazy dream of ejaculating women and cigarettes packs in KFC buckets of mashed potatoes. It looked likethis
I hope that dream doesn't make me crazy; I'd rather be crazy for other reasons.
I've been pretending to be in a good mood lately and it's working; all that thinking positive mess works somewhat.
Today I say a guy whose hair didn't stop at his neck and he had more hair on his back than I've ever had on my head, and I used to have a fro. He smelled bad and I noticed that a lot of people at my school smell bad. People need to learn to wash and do laundry better and not try to cover it up with AX body spray. AX body spray makes me laugh because I know the mother fuckers who buy it think that women are just going to start fucking them on spot; I have yet to see that happen. People should look for an original smell, I use colognes that aren't too popular and then people say, Wow this smells like Adam; it smells good. I like to be used as an adjective for good smell.
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atticstar:
i think people should also brush their teeth more often too...i always sit or stand by these mouth breathers that could give any asian girl (what with our straight hair and all) a nice perm. some people try to cover it up with a piece of gum but they chew it until there's no flavour or odour masking power and the old gum combined with bad breath is even more fowl because the chewing causes their breath to run rampant. skull
Mar 16, 2004
mle:
I FUCKING HATE AXE! ok that said i can sleep in peace.
~mle
Mar 16, 2004

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