I passed out and woke up an hour later to thisMy view
It would have been beautiful if it weren't for my ringing phone and the fat Spanish woman yelling outside.
The phone was a good friend with whom I've made the mistake of having sex with a couple times. Now I want a relationship and she's too busy. Why can't I just fuck women and leave them like most men do? Why am I so love starved that I am constantly looking for the one, this isn't healthy. I have so much sex to give right now and no one to give it to. I could go out right now and maybe find someone for the proverbial In Out In Out, but my dick only wants that, not I. I must go work out now.
It would have been beautiful if it weren't for my ringing phone and the fat Spanish woman yelling outside.
The phone was a good friend with whom I've made the mistake of having sex with a couple times. Now I want a relationship and she's too busy. Why can't I just fuck women and leave them like most men do? Why am I so love starved that I am constantly looking for the one, this isn't healthy. I have so much sex to give right now and no one to give it to. I could go out right now and maybe find someone for the proverbial In Out In Out, but my dick only wants that, not I. I must go work out now.
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That my good sir is a appaloosa horse.