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Tuesday Sep 04, 2007

Sep 4, 2007
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I got an *ahem* early birthday present from my friend Sarah! Check it out:


But wait, there's MORE!


I took it home and found a place to show it off. Later I was told that inside there was even MORE nuttiness!


the inside reads as follows:
it's okay to try this on if you want to smile but don't really try it on...that's weird. this pad is happy cause you saved it from the ill mama. it thanks you and so do I. drip drip drip drip drip smile squirt drip smile
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
menotyou:
Jesus. I just dry heaved.
Sep 5, 2007
smellslikescifi:
you and your weird fear of all things menstruation surreal
Sep 5, 2007

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