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Sunday Jul 02, 2006

Jul 1, 2006
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I'm just a Regular Joe
With a Regular Job
Like the Leary Song
I don't have it made
But I really Kind of do
I work three quarters of a notch
Above minimum wage
I've never been fired
But nine months
Is the longest
I've ever kept a job
I make people happy
I'm a great fucking friend
So they've said

The only kids I support
Are beer, gin, and scotch
I've got a beautiful woman
She tells me she loves me
Every day
I tell her the same
I really do mean it
But it's still hard to do

Some guy came in to my work
With a gun in his hand
He said, "Give me the money
Or I'll kill you right here."
My heart skipped a beat
I think I might have grinned
I told him, "Please,
Do me a favor."
And put my forehead
To the metal.

He left without a word.
I'll cry myself to sleep.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
jnc809:
You didn't go to the L July 6 did you?
Jul 12, 2006
jnc809:
Yeah but I'm shy so you'll have to come say "hello"
Jul 29, 2006

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