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smelker81

A figment of your imagination

Member Since 2013

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Trying this tonight :)

Oct 31, 2015
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smelker81:
Alas, no one to drink with :/
Oct 31, 2015
smelker81:
My "buddy" and his wife keep trying to have me over. They both get super drunk, start fighting then eventually his wife starts hitting on me and it gets really uncomfortable.
Nov 1, 2015

Happy Halloween πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΏπŸ‘ΉπŸ”ͺ

Oct 31, 2015
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Nice and gloomy πŸ˜ˆπŸ’€

Oct 30, 2015
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Some of my favorites ❀

Oct 30, 2015
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Oct 30, 2015

Crawl inside no place to hide. I'm all out of cognitive semblance :p

Oct 29, 2015
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I still say this purple tastes like blue and that dirty fucking elf lied to me :/
Oct 29, 2015

Took my camera to work and got these.

Oct 29, 2015
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madmaxthehatter:
Sweet.
Oct 29, 2015

Things you learn watching movies with commentary on. Darth Vader is in Clockwork Orange.

Oct 29, 2015
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Even my cat has a girlfriend.

Oct 28, 2015
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ainoa:
<3
Oct 28, 2015
gladyce:
<3
Oct 28, 2015

My DFH 😈 ❀ had her for a decade now.

Oct 27, 2015
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I don't play this one anywhere near as much as my Les Paul. It requires regular maintenance unlike the Les but I love this guitar deeply.Β 
Oct 27, 2015

Got this one from the front yard. Be good and be well. Later.

Oct 25, 2015
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@ainoa almost as beautiful as you 😊
Oct 26, 2015
ainoa:
πŸ˜‚
Oct 26, 2015

50lb draw recurve bow.

Oct 25, 2015
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Thankfully I don't live that far from a public archery range. Gotta love the park system :)Β 
Oct 26, 2015

I was trying to take a pic and this dick photo bombed me... Oh wait.

Oct 25, 2015
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smelker81:
I spend a lot of time by myself nowadays. I don't think I'll ever get used to not having a partner in life. You get used to so many things over 12yrs you don't even realize until it's gone and your sitting talking to yourself. You try to remember the person you were, figure out who you are and where the path is to find what you will be.Β 
Oct 25, 2015
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