My boots sqeak and it gets on my tits.
They cost 100 six years ago, top of the range type gore-tex, and I can't wear them because one of them sounds as if there's a dying mouse beneath the sole. Worse things happen at sea, as they say.
My car needs a new starter. I suppose I shouldn't complain, its 37 years old.
I've lost about 5lbs since Monday.
I wish I had more hair. 23 and it's already deserting me.
I'm going to the pub in a couple of hours, then for a curry with Brother Paul.
They cost 100 six years ago, top of the range type gore-tex, and I can't wear them because one of them sounds as if there's a dying mouse beneath the sole. Worse things happen at sea, as they say.
My car needs a new starter. I suppose I shouldn't complain, its 37 years old.
I've lost about 5lbs since Monday.
I wish I had more hair. 23 and it's already deserting me.
I'm going to the pub in a couple of hours, then for a curry with Brother Paul.
cherry