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Sunday Jan 19, 2003

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He who cannot draw on three thousand years is living from hand to mouth.
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Goethe
maelwys:
Cheers!

circa 1200bc: Trojan War

753bc: founding of Rome

216bc: Hannibal kicks the poo outta the Romans at Cannae

33ad: some dude called Jesus gets nailed up

476ad: fall of Western Roman Empire

638ad: Islamic forces under Umar conquer Jerusalem

800ad: Charlemagne crowned as Holy Roman Emperor

1095: First Crusade preached

1204: Contstantinople sacked

1453: Constantinople taken by Mehmet II Ottomon Turks, Byzantium no more.

1800's: Tubby german bint as Empress of India, courtesy of flag touting English Imperials

1982: Youngs Ones on the Telly!

2003: Blah!

3000 years in 5 seconds smile
Jan 20, 2003

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