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smatt

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Sunday Dec 08, 2002

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There's nothing like taking a sickie from work on a Sunday. I don't intend to go in all week, so I needed a good excuse, something which could last a week and which would be believed. My theory on being believed is that you need to choose an embarassing illness, something which no one would consider making up. Green poo, for instance.
I chose a versatile ailment: a rash. If questioned about why it required a week off work, I can say that it's cock rot! I doubt they'd ask any further questions.

Have I spent the day productively? 10 hours on the net, then to the pub and a restaurant, now I'm back on the net. Some would call me a waster, and they'd be right.
user8935778:
ugh. then im a waster too.

but thank you for the comment.
Dec 8, 2002
cherry:
If you haven't already given your excuse... try Kidney infection because I *know* that needs a lot of rest! + then you can also be thankful you're not going through all the actual pain of having a kidney infection biggrin

Cherry xx
Dec 8, 2002

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