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Wednesday Aug 10, 2005

Aug 10, 2005
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Baaaaaamm....

Go see Eliska's new set. I'm in love. RUN CHILDREN.. GO NOW!!

I'm off to my Dad's today, which means no internet until Friday. Can she do it?

So my aunt came over yesterday to pick up something of hers, and told me she had something to tell me.(I pet-sat for her and stayed alone at her home for a week)
Her neighbour approached her when she had come home, and told her somothing rather disturbing.
Apparently, her neighbour had caught her husband spying on me through the window!

AH. That's effing twisted. puke

Honesty, who knows what I was doing. I could have been looking at some neked Quinne, or event in tiny shorts and a bra doing my Carmen Electra Aerobic Striptease videos. HOW freaky is that?!

What would you do if you caught your spouse spying on someone through a window? Ick...

Anyhow, next week I should start looking for work. I'm tired of not having anything to do, and no money to spend collecting air miles (ok, at the liquor store. but technically I'm not lying!)



JOKE OF THE DAY:
What do you call cheese that's not yours?...







NACHO CHEESE!
Ohhhhhh..... mad props to the jokemaster.
(compliments of the boyfriend)

Have a good one my dears, until Friday.. kiss
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
thedancewalker:
eliska's new set is bonalicious.

hooray for t & a!
Aug 10, 2005
cottser:
Eliska is definitely neato keen.

Spying = not cool. Unless there's secret agents involved.

Air miles make me laugh a lot. But good luck job hunting, get out there!

I've heard that joke somewhere before, oh so lame biggrin
Aug 11, 2005

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