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Tuesday Jul 26, 2005

Jul 26, 2005
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I despise hospitals.

I spent all of Sunday in two separate hospitals, due to a week-long effing migraine. It took the geniuses 5 different shots to find me something that would help. 4 in the arse, one through a tattoo, and an oxygen mask. Feel for me.

On top of that, Warren is in the process of passing a massive kindey stone with ice tea coloured piss, so he accompanied me to one of the hospitals to get a pain shot and a sepository. Poor boy... I heard him try to change the nurses mind. He failed. And got a nursey finger in his bum!
eeek

So I was supposed to have an appt. today with someone that would help me find work. It's starts in 7 minutes. Too bad buses don't understand scheduling concepts.

Last night Warren and I bought a Deep N' Delicious cake and watched Pulp Fiction. How I love Uma, my hero.
And then we had amazing sex in which I had a clitoral AND a g-spot orgasm? Cowabunga!!

Hope all is dandy with y'all. I'm off to search for Carmen Elektra's Strip Aerobics! love

Peace and pigs oink
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
andreastesfaye:
is it wrong to say that I'm in love with your eyebrows?!?!?!
Jul 26, 2005
aandp:
teeheehee.
we've had similar days to that.
we also have quite the lil' picture collection building up aswell.
my favourite is actually morning sex.
because usually i'm on my way to work and he's on his way to school. i'm all dress up hot and professional and ... well, you can fill in the blanks for yourself. blush makes me feel so sexy. also gives him an excellent start to his day. heh.
we're actually making a trip soon to a sex store around here to look at the different things. good sex is adventerous sex.
Jul 26, 2005

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