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Downers Grove, IL

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Friday Sep 09, 2005

Sep 9, 2005
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So, I got really really drunk the other night and wandered down the street a few blocks and ran into this nineteen year old girl and her brother. They starting talkin' to me, and I'm not sure how it happened, but I wound u pconvincing them that I was the guy who produced that J-Kwon tune "Tipsy", and that I used to be a multi-millionaire but that I through it all away one drunken night to have a building built in the deserts of Nevada that would house 900,000 exotic butterflies, and that the building was to be torn down when all of the butterflies had died. I told them that I had called it the "Tour De Papillon".

It's weird, I like to tell outragiously untrue stories when I'm ultra-drunk, but I think that this one will def go down in the history books. Usually I just pretend to be a visiting German or something.
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neakylikeaninja:
I know how it is to lose a rattie, sorry about yours. Even if it was a while ago. I actually have two rats right now. I used to have three, but my female Rizzo died about two months ago. Cookie Monster is Rizzo's niece, and I love her to pieces, but my other girl Beaker isn't very sociable. I love her anyways smile I'm looking for a new baby to fill Rizzo's place. My two girls are both almost two, and I don't want to be without any rats when they die of old age. I know it might not even be for a couple years, but... I don't want there to be a lapse, and I know that Cookie and Beaker will love a new playmate.

Thanks for the nice comments on my hopefuls set smile I love my photographer, I'm really lucky to have someone I can work with so well. We've been working on the new set, I'm crossing my fingers, too biggrin


Oh, and I love your drunk story about the "Tour De Papillon"... SO funny!!! I usually just hit on people when I'm drunk. confused
Sep 13, 2005
eccentric:
heavens to betsie thanks for the compliments and gander at my journal. meander back sometime. drunk stories with strangers...usually better then sober i must say.
Sep 13, 2005

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