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smasher

Downers Grove, IL

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Thursday Aug 07, 2003

Aug 7, 2003
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What a terribly eventful couple of days it's been...
two nights ago my friends and I (being inspired by Pirates of the Carribean as we were) decided that it would be a good idea to go out canooing at night with nothing but a bottle of Parrots Bay, a tin whistle, an accordian, and our wits. So we did. We got drunk to hell and played the handful of Irsh songs that we knew then in our state decided that we *had* (as pirates), a solomn obligation to comandeere a vessle. So we paddled about and found a rather crusty rowboat being used as a dingy. We cut it free, tied it to the canooe, and made off with it.

To make a long story short, we got caught on a buoy, drifted into some reeds, and eventually had to cut our booty free when we saw some police lights near where we parked. Wouldn't it figure that it was just the DEM checking out our lousy parking job. So it goes.
sadie:
wow thats really awesome
Aug 8, 2003

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