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smasher

Downers Grove, IL

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Saturday Feb 25, 2006

Feb 25, 2006
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So, the postman came today asking for $1.04 for this one piece of mail. I'd never paid for mail, so I was a wee bit puzzled. Anyhow, I paid him, then I open this mystery envelope, and there's a smaller envelope inside. I open that one, and there's yet another envelope inside. So, finally after three or four layers into this matrioshka-like mail, I find a passport. My passport. My only thoughts were, "I lost my passport?" It turns out that I did. In Cranston. The inner most envelope had written on it "found in Cranston." I think the last time that I was there was in August.

Hhhmmmm.....lucky, yeah?
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
casper:
thats fucking weird,

the fact that it got mailed to you.

nazi uniforms are rough! Ive never heard that before...

interesting
Feb 27, 2006
casper:
oh, i think i dig fingers in my mouth,

thats not a fetish tho.
Feb 27, 2006

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