smasher

oh god, may i stow away in your suitcase to neverland ranch? i adore gender benders.

in fascistan we'll have orthodontists that make straight teeth crooked.

i mailed out your fascistan brochures but as our postal system is utterly corrupt, you'll probably never receive them.

I think (and I am probably wrong) that Boxing Day was named because all the rich and middle-class people would box up what they didn`t need after Christmas and give it to the poor. But now it just means that all the stores have huge sales and everyone goes shopping. Not just on the 26th anymore either, but for the whole week after. I cannot believe you don't have this in the USA? You must!