So I hope you all enjoyed the first part of Crisis of Cranium Crackage and just as i promised here's part 2 .....
Warjournal: Crisis of Cranium Crackage!!! Part Deux!
Feburary 14, 2010
Valentines Day
2:00 am
I am awoken by a gentle nudge. Forgetting everything but the fact that it's Valentines day, my dream induced logic dictates that this must be my girlfriend waking...
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Warjournal: Crisis of Cranium Crackage!!! Part Deux!
Feburary 14, 2010
Valentines Day
2:00 am
I am awoken by a gentle nudge. Forgetting everything but the fact that it's Valentines day, my dream induced logic dictates that this must be my girlfriend waking...
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wingsie:
I'm loving your blogs (even though they've come at a price). And Fun Dip is the best ever... I've never had any problems with it, because I just eat the candy stick right away and then eat the powder with a spoon.
wingsie:
I guess I'm the opposite... I only eat candy for the pure sugar. I usually just unwrap a package of pez straight into my mouth.
So I'm back and I have another question you've ponder that I have now answered (Kay so I haven't really ever answered any questions for you in this blog but whatever I'm gonna do so today)
Yeah, yeah i know "But Danny why none of the usual formalities?" You wanna know why? I'll tell you why you needy life sucking LEECHES!!! I'm meant that last...
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Yeah, yeah i know "But Danny why none of the usual formalities?" You wanna know why? I'll tell you why you needy life sucking LEECHES!!! I'm meant that last...
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tilpacer:
I don't know if your head wins. I mean, your head got cracked. If the piece of metal that hit you is now in three piece, I would give the win to you. 
Totally sounds like you haven't missing anything in your humour, so I guess that means no more additional brain damage.
I hope you get better soon dude.
Totally sounds like you haven't missing anything in your humour, so I guess that means no more additional brain damage.
I hope you get better soon dude.
taoandcoffee:
Well I amend my statement then by saying you're lucky to have a girlfriend to look after you as you pile up the sympathy points 
I wouldn't be visiting the dentist at all were it not for good dental coverage. And I'd still have a wisdom tooth rotting away inside my head
I wouldn't be visiting the dentist at all were it not for good dental coverage. And I'd still have a wisdom tooth rotting away inside my head
Texts From Last Rumble
So this last Sunday was the WWE's annual Royal Rumble and for the first time in a long time this year I got back to watching wrestling again and decided to watch this event with a bunch of friends. And we decided to have a little fun and play a drinking game invented by my good friend and mentor Roger. Here's...
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So this last Sunday was the WWE's annual Royal Rumble and for the first time in a long time this year I got back to watching wrestling again and decided to watch this event with a bunch of friends. And we decided to have a little fun and play a drinking game invented by my good friend and mentor Roger. Here's...
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ickysam:
if you are gonna serve me, i would like my steak medium rare with a side of mashed potatoes
nuit:
I don't know where to start with the absurdity of this post. :p
Hello my fellow Suicidians! And how are you this fine evening?
(points for answering this question and bonus points for answering this in the form of a question)
So you've probably asked yourself many times "Whatever could stockdog, that delicious piece of man meat, be doing whilst he is away from SG?" Well ladies and stalkers alike today you're in luck, in this installment of...
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(points for answering this question and bonus points for answering this in the form of a question)
So you've probably asked yourself many times "Whatever could stockdog, that delicious piece of man meat, be doing whilst he is away from SG?" Well ladies and stalkers alike today you're in luck, in this installment of...
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pomfelo:
...
Less talk about the man meat.
Less talk about the man meat.
tilpacer:
I will answer your first question, just on thing I need answered: how many points do I get if I answer with a question? 
Oh man. That must be some classic conversations with Ray. I would be laughing my ass off and he would be all confused. Damn you live an interesting life.
Oh man. That must be some classic conversations with Ray. I would be laughing my ass off and he would be all confused. Damn you live an interesting life.
So I came across some good news today, it's 10 times easier than before to take advantage of me! ... allow me to elaborate for you
I'm a celiac (that means I can't eat wheat, barley or rye) been one for more than a few years now. According to the doc it's a disease but I like to think of it as more of a...
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I'm a celiac (that means I can't eat wheat, barley or rye) been one for more than a few years now. According to the doc it's a disease but I like to think of it as more of a...
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issue_:
...interesting.
nuit:
yeh, but are you still "functional" as you are passed out cold?
I'm on a roll with my blog posts lately! Go me! 3 in 2 weeks, I spoil you all
Anywhoo this one has no importance other than I felt my last one needed to move on and think this survey will amuse me for a while at least. Anywhoo it's simply, write down any of the numbers that pop up when you think of me...
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Anywhoo this one has no importance other than I felt my last one needed to move on and think this survey will amuse me for a while at least. Anywhoo it's simply, write down any of the numbers that pop up when you think of me...
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vivid:
5, 8, 25
elipsis:
right now... right here!!...
WE FUCKIN" WON GRAND CHAMPION RED ANGUS BULL AT THE DENVER STOCK SHOW!!!
*Dan does a few rockstar kickstands and jumps off couches while rocking out to kick assery tunes!!!*
I don't know how many people will actually know what the shrek I'm talking about, so in case you don't here's the low down
My family runs a purebred Black and Red Angus farm, we...
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*Dan does a few rockstar kickstands and jumps off couches while rocking out to kick assery tunes!!!*
I don't know how many people will actually know what the shrek I'm talking about, so in case you don't here's the low down
My family runs a purebred Black and Red Angus farm, we...
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elipsis:
well, huzzah!...
congratulations!!!...
congratulations!!!...
danipoo:
Yay for Beef!
I have a grand and wondrous announcement to make
I have a blog now! ... besides this one, this new one is a normal people blog, one I can share with non-suicidians
Yay me!
Anywhoo here's the link if you so care
http://dinosaurswereaninsidejob.blogspot.com/
p.s. if you love the movie The Last Unicorn you should probably read this blog.
I have a blog now! ... besides this one, this new one is a normal people blog, one I can share with non-suicidians
Yay me!
Anywhoo here's the link if you so care
http://dinosaurswereaninsidejob.blogspot.com/
p.s. if you love the movie The Last Unicorn you should probably read this blog.
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elipsis:
you've... you've been a creepy lurker??...
im shocked...
haha...
i'm glad you are back to posting again though... woo!...
im shocked...
haha...
i'm glad you are back to posting again though... woo!...
nuit:
you should have a spoiler alert on that blog
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pomfelo:
Epic costumes! I love 'em!!
mildots:
FTW!!!!
Kay so I'm bored and decided to create one of those random surveys that everyone spams to people (all the cools kids are doing it) Anywhoo, here it is, if you comment or read it I wanna see you answer this darned quiz, yadda yadda yadda, so on and so forth. When you finish reading this you can take it if you want as well...
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angad19:
1. If you were to order your perfect woman as a metaphorical cup of coffee at starbucks what would your order be?
Tall, upside-down, and covered in caramel. (idk...)
2. Left with but one last topping for your toast every morning, which would you pick? Jam, Peanut Butter, or Cheez Whiz? And what do you think this says about you as a person?
You missed the most important topping. Nutella. Fail.
3. if you were a McDonalds Menu item what would you be and why?
Double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce. Don't be frontin' son, no seeds on this bun. I be up in this drive-thru, order for two.
4. What's your pornstar name?
Dicky Richard
5. If all the cereal mascots got into a bar fight who would win and why?
Toucan Sam. He'd just fly above the rest until they all killed each other, then snipe off the last remaining one. He'd be the one HIGHLANDER.
6. Creepiest pick up line you have ever heard or said?
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I'd be coming too (I used it in jest on one of my female friends on halloween)
7. if you could have a one night stand with any cartoon character who would it be and why?
Power Girl. She's FUCKING HOT.
8. If you had to marry any cartoon character who would it be and why?
Dinah Lance (Black Canary). Her and Green Arrow have a decent married life... I figure it would be something equally good or better.
9. If you were a Care Bear what would your name and specialty be?
Vagina Bear... I "care for" vaginas that feel neglected.
10. Where do babies come from and where shouldn't they come from?
They come from the fusion of a male sperm cell with the female's ovum in the woman's uterine lining. They shouldn't come from storks, because a child flying at that altitude would suffer from hypoxia, hypothermia, and a consequently weakened immune system at a very young age.
11. Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
They follow me around, hoping against hope that I'll take my clothes off for them.
12. If I were ice cream how would you eat me?
I'd give you to the little kid who dropped his ice cream because I backed into him when I realized, to my surprise, that my ice cream was actually a very small man.
13. Who is the best person to have hit on you at the bar? Straight, gay or Bi? And why?
I'm 18. As such, I've only been to bars/clubs when I knew the people who had rented out the venue for the night. Coincidentally, both times, the event being celebrated was a homosexual man's birthday. Hence, I had gay guys hitting on me. While I (being straight) was not reciprocating, it was rather flattering.
14. Do you want to own a midget and why?
No, because then I'd have to feed it and pay for it's upkeep.
15. How do you like your banana split?
By a hot, naked, female dessert chef about to make me the best sundae of my life, with an even happier ending.
Tall, upside-down, and covered in caramel. (idk...)
2. Left with but one last topping for your toast every morning, which would you pick? Jam, Peanut Butter, or Cheez Whiz? And what do you think this says about you as a person?
You missed the most important topping. Nutella. Fail.
3. if you were a McDonalds Menu item what would you be and why?
Double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce. Don't be frontin' son, no seeds on this bun. I be up in this drive-thru, order for two.
4. What's your pornstar name?
Dicky Richard
5. If all the cereal mascots got into a bar fight who would win and why?
Toucan Sam. He'd just fly above the rest until they all killed each other, then snipe off the last remaining one. He'd be the one HIGHLANDER.
6. Creepiest pick up line you have ever heard or said?
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I'd be coming too (I used it in jest on one of my female friends on halloween)
7. if you could have a one night stand with any cartoon character who would it be and why?
Power Girl. She's FUCKING HOT.
8. If you had to marry any cartoon character who would it be and why?
Dinah Lance (Black Canary). Her and Green Arrow have a decent married life... I figure it would be something equally good or better.
9. If you were a Care Bear what would your name and specialty be?
Vagina Bear... I "care for" vaginas that feel neglected.
10. Where do babies come from and where shouldn't they come from?
They come from the fusion of a male sperm cell with the female's ovum in the woman's uterine lining. They shouldn't come from storks, because a child flying at that altitude would suffer from hypoxia, hypothermia, and a consequently weakened immune system at a very young age.
11. Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
They follow me around, hoping against hope that I'll take my clothes off for them.
12. If I were ice cream how would you eat me?
I'd give you to the little kid who dropped his ice cream because I backed into him when I realized, to my surprise, that my ice cream was actually a very small man.
13. Who is the best person to have hit on you at the bar? Straight, gay or Bi? And why?
I'm 18. As such, I've only been to bars/clubs when I knew the people who had rented out the venue for the night. Coincidentally, both times, the event being celebrated was a homosexual man's birthday. Hence, I had gay guys hitting on me. While I (being straight) was not reciprocating, it was rather flattering.
14. Do you want to own a midget and why?
No, because then I'd have to feed it and pay for it's upkeep.
15. How do you like your banana split?
By a hot, naked, female dessert chef about to make me the best sundae of my life, with an even happier ending.