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Bus Thoughts

Mar 14, 2015
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Everytime I get on a bus or am stuck waiting with strangers somewhere I take note of who would be my best potential teamy in an apocalypse.

My current best candidates
1. Blonde alternative lady next to me
-she's wearing sturdy practical leather boots with ankle support
-carrying her jacket. She knows its warm but doesn't trust current Edmonton weather. She's prepared like a boyscout
-her mug is big enough to club a enemy/mutant/zombie/molemen to death with
-she chose to sit next to me, this shows a mild trust which will be tested and needed should things get all Mad Max on us

2. Old man in the back
-he sat down right in the middle of two young punks loudly yapping to each other about the ladies they're "macking on" trying to claim the back 3 seats to themselves. This old man gives no f@#&$. He see's opportunity and takes it
-He has a backpack. You know an old man with a backpack at the very least has meds and spare socks in there. Maybe even a shoehorn. All useful
-he jogged to catch the bus. He's a fit old man.

Candidates will be contacted in the event of an apocalypse. Once selected your spot is not guaranteed but will be kept based on your performance and usefulness to the team

(A side note I have also ranked all my family and friends. If you think this is ludicrous then there's a good chance you're low on my list. Survival of the fittest people)

VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
smashedhead:
I like to convince myself this is a useful skill @kacigoff haha so far its just useful at passing the time
Mar 23, 2015
kacigoff:
it seems pretty entertaining but it would come in handy in shit went down
Mar 23, 2015

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