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Sunday Aug 24, 2008

Aug 24, 2008
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SHAZAM!!!

(since I opened my first post with Shazam, I figure, why mess with a good thing?)

Anywhoo ...... ON WITH THE BLOG!

Ok, so I've now been on Suicide Girls for about a week and a half ..... I guess I could look back and check, but thats too much work, so we'll just have to deal with my guesstamation's together!

Anyways, lets see what I've learned so far, and I'll let you know how my 4 goals are going.

1. I've learned that as a newbie, I have some restrictions on this site. You guys and gals seem to want to make sure I'm a true suicidian and not some weekend suicidian, before I can get into all the places I want to. Like regional groups

2. I've learned that many peeps here find my horse amusing and my cowboy hat a barrel full of fun!

3. I stick out like a sore thumb on this site! YAY ME!

4. You guys and gals are fun!

Now as to the update on my goals

Goal 1: Making Suicidian friends!
- I have 5 friends so far, and they rock! ..... although the one friend is my friend twice, not sure how that works. So I guess I technically only have 4 friends ..... Woooooo me!

Goal 2: Albertan suicide girls = Calgary ... How come?
- Yeah haven't figured this one out yet. I've been investigating non stop though. I've looked through all their photo's ....... multiple times! And yet they reveal none of their secrets to me .... but I will continue to look over their pictures until I figure it out!
I swear this to you faithful readers! Danny will not rest while there is a photo of a naked Albertan suicide girl unlooked!

Goal 3: Stockdog becoming the first suicide boy!
-So apparently I wasn't as clever as I thought and someone else already created the suicide boys, go figure? Anywhoo, so I have surveyed the suicide boys and have come to a conclusion,
They actually get nekkid! In my niavity I figured they'd just get down to their skivvies and thats it. I kinda forgot the whole naked-ness part of the suicide name.
Anywhoo, not sure if I have the guts to do this yet (and positive I still don't fit the suicide boy description, but ah well! I still believe in me!)
I shall keep you posted on my suicide boy attempts and considerations
I know you all shall be hoping and praying that I do, do this

Goal 4: Look at pictures of hot naked chicks!
-I've accomplished this goal with flying colors! And I'm gonna continue to do my best and not quit on this goal now!

And now as a parting gift of this blog I leave you with some pictures. The first is a picture of my first attempt at a suicide boy picture set. And the second is a link to my first true set of pictures (in which you will find me being all sexy and stuff wearing a jacket I last wore when I was 8) It is entitled STOCKDOG: seduction!



http://suicidegirls.com/members/stockdog/albums/member/167119/



So see you all here again!
Same Dan-time!
Same Dan-channel!


www.newagelegends.com
stockdogdan@hotmail.com
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
freckle:
sg fact!

when someone comments in your journal, you're supposed to reply in theirs

sg fact!
Sep 18, 2008
drake:
Hey! You!



You're on the guest list if you wanna come down to Calgary for this... and you can totally crash on my floor (I have no furniture)
Oct 21, 2008

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