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Sunday Aug 10, 2008

Aug 10, 2008
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SHAZAM!!!!

*ligthning crashes and shakes the very foundation of this site, windows shatter, small vermin flee. The sound of thunder soon follows as smoke begins to rise, a crowd gathers in wonder. A handsome shadow appears through the smoke as it begins to clear. The crowd holds their breathe .... in awe ....... *

Hello fellow suicidians!
Never fear! I'm here!

*the crowd is silent and confused ..... crickets chirp*

Hmmm, ok .... So you haven't heard of me, prehaps an introduction is in order?

My names Daniel Schneider, I'm a fam boy from Alberta Canada. I live on a farm just outside of Edmonton, and I spend my days living between being a cowboy and a comic geek.

I'm working at becoming a professional comic book artist and creator. This year my quest towards comic stardom took me back once again to the San Diego Comic-Con. At the Con I meet tons of people and made alot of good contacts, but I also had the pleasure of meeting the lovely girls of suicide! Nixon was the first to catch my eye as she swung about on a pole, and many more followed, Sash, Rigel, Odette, Manko, Dice, Cheyenne, Coley, Antigone, Sin, and Missy Suicide herself!

And thats how I found myself here in the land of the suicide girls! And now that I'm here I have a couple intentions in joining this site

1. make some suicidian friends

2. Figure out why Albertan suicide girls only come from Calgary

3. Become a suicide boy! If there is such a thing, and if not ....... become the first suicide boy!

(ok so admittedly I'm not tattooed, peirced or anywhere near what anyone would consider suicide boy-ish, but I have high hopes and an unbeatable optimistic attitude about me)

(and also admittedly probably no ones gonna find my farmers tan sexy, but hey it's worth a shot ain't it?)

4. Check out pictures of hot chicks .... cause all the cool kids are doing it

So there you have it! That's A quick intro to me and exactly how a cowboy ended up on here.

And make sure you come back here next time when I actually start truly unleashing the full force know as Dan-O the Man-O upon this blog, and just ramble on about myself and my random philosopies.

See ya back here
Same Dan-time!
Same Dan-channel!

public service announcement: Dan-time is actually in about a weeks time, and Dan-channel is .... well right here

www.newagelegends.com
stockdogdan@hotmail.com
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VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
nuit:
best intro ever!
come to the fringe, it runs until 6pm on sunday the 24th.
Aug 22, 2008
saya:
Thanks... it was pretty great. smile
Aug 22, 2008

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