In case you were wondering how your lovable cowboy spent his Halloween here's a handy dandy video starring this handsome devil!
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nuit:
that was quite enjoyable
issue_:
draw me pretty pictures.
Hark! My fellow peers! For today I come to you with a mission, a mission to cast back the deceptions cast over our minds by a golden haired bard. For too long we've been content to let the waters sit placid. Today I plan to cause a stir and reveal the truths hiding under the surface of this tantalizing tune.
"Thank God I'm a Country...
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paulnikon:
Dude, I have missed the sight of you and your cowboy hat.
Hey there good looking, My name's Dan and you must be Rubber Ducky? Cause baby you're the one that makes bath time oh so fun!
So why am I laying on the cheese and shamelessly thrusting my ass out like a backup dancer in a Snoop Dogg video? Well dear my friends, your lovable rascal of a cowboy has been returned to the life of...
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So why am I laying on the cheese and shamelessly thrusting my ass out like a backup dancer in a Snoop Dogg video? Well dear my friends, your lovable rascal of a cowboy has been returned to the life of...
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tilpacer:
I like the second ad better. 
Keep on rocking dude.
Keep on rocking dude.
babie_doll:
awesomeness indeed!
Hey there everybody! I made out to the other side and as can be expected I have the tale of my trials for you recorded in this last installment of ....
Warjournal: Crisis of Cranium Crackage!!! Part net!!!
March 1, 2010
(day of the surgery)
4:00 am
Awoken to a screaming alarm clock, I groggily grab my pre-packed bag. Filled with nothing but PJ's and...
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Warjournal: Crisis of Cranium Crackage!!! Part net!!!
March 1, 2010
(day of the surgery)
4:00 am
Awoken to a screaming alarm clock, I groggily grab my pre-packed bag. Filled with nothing but PJ's and...
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paulnikon:
Yes, stick with the comic books. Leave the manual labor to others. That's what I do.
Welcome back one and all, now gather round as I regale with yet another addition of Crisis of Cranium Crackage! And so without further ado I present to you ....
Warjournal: Crisis of Cranium Crackage!!! Part Vier!
Feburary 20, 2010
(my first night back home after the accident)
9:45 am
My mother is on the phone with my far-and-away sister Jamie when she receives another...
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Warjournal: Crisis of Cranium Crackage!!! Part Vier!
Feburary 20, 2010
(my first night back home after the accident)
9:45 am
My mother is on the phone with my far-and-away sister Jamie when she receives another...
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heckler:
Hope you're now the proud owner of a good as new head, without any added eye twitches or other hilarious tics.
Whatever you do don't make the next installment illustrated with pics from your surgery, me & blood & insides =
& I really don't wanna all over your nice shiny blog 
Whatever you do don't make the next installment illustrated with pics from your surgery, me & blood & insides =
& I really don't wanna all over your nice shiny blog
nuit:
pure rock and roll!
And here we go with round numero three
And so now I present to you all .....
Warjournal: Crisis of Cranium Crackage!!! Part Tres!
Feburary 16, 2010
2:00 am
I am awoken by the arrival of my newest room mate, Anthony, a Kieth Richards look alike, with an abscess in his leg. I drowsily listen as the nurses get him into his bed, and ask...
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And so now I present to you all .....
Warjournal: Crisis of Cranium Crackage!!! Part Tres!
Feburary 16, 2010
2:00 am
I am awoken by the arrival of my newest room mate, Anthony, a Kieth Richards look alike, with an abscess in his leg. I drowsily listen as the nurses get him into his bed, and ask...
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nuit:
start whoring out yourself to editors.
So I hope you all enjoyed the first part of Crisis of Cranium Crackage and just as i promised here's part 2 .....
Warjournal: Crisis of Cranium Crackage!!! Part Deux!
Feburary 14, 2010
Valentines Day
2:00 am
I am awoken by a gentle nudge. Forgetting everything but the fact that it's Valentines day, my dream induced logic dictates that this must be my girlfriend waking...
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Warjournal: Crisis of Cranium Crackage!!! Part Deux!
Feburary 14, 2010
Valentines Day
2:00 am
I am awoken by a gentle nudge. Forgetting everything but the fact that it's Valentines day, my dream induced logic dictates that this must be my girlfriend waking...
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wingsie:
I'm loving your blogs (even though they've come at a price). And Fun Dip is the best ever... I've never had any problems with it, because I just eat the candy stick right away and then eat the powder with a spoon.
wingsie:
I guess I'm the opposite... I only eat candy for the pure sugar. I usually just unwrap a package of pez straight into my mouth.
So I'm back and I have another question you've ponder that I have now answered (Kay so I haven't really ever answered any questions for you in this blog but whatever I'm gonna do so today)
Yeah, yeah i know "But Danny why none of the usual formalities?" You wanna know why? I'll tell you why you needy life sucking LEECHES!!! I'm meant that last...
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Yeah, yeah i know "But Danny why none of the usual formalities?" You wanna know why? I'll tell you why you needy life sucking LEECHES!!! I'm meant that last...
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tilpacer:
I don't know if your head wins. I mean, your head got cracked. If the piece of metal that hit you is now in three piece, I would give the win to you.
Totally sounds like you haven't missing anything in your humour, so I guess that means no more additional brain damage.
I hope you get better soon dude.
Totally sounds like you haven't missing anything in your humour, so I guess that means no more additional brain damage.
I hope you get better soon dude.
taoandcoffee:
Well I amend my statement then by saying you're lucky to have a girlfriend to look after you as you pile up the sympathy points 
I wouldn't be visiting the dentist at all were it not for good dental coverage. And I'd still have a wisdom tooth rotting away inside my head
I wouldn't be visiting the dentist at all were it not for good dental coverage. And I'd still have a wisdom tooth rotting away inside my head
Texts From Last Rumble
So this last Sunday was the WWE's annual Royal Rumble and for the first time in a long time this year I got back to watching wrestling again and decided to watch this event with a bunch of friends. And we decided to have a little fun and play a drinking game invented by my good friend and mentor Roger. Here's...
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So this last Sunday was the WWE's annual Royal Rumble and for the first time in a long time this year I got back to watching wrestling again and decided to watch this event with a bunch of friends. And we decided to have a little fun and play a drinking game invented by my good friend and mentor Roger. Here's...
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ickysam:
if you are gonna serve me, i would like my steak medium rare with a side of mashed potatoes
nuit:
I don't know where to start with the absurdity of this post. :p
Hello my fellow Suicidians! And how are you this fine evening?
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So you've probably asked yourself many times "Whatever could stockdog, that delicious piece of man meat, be doing whilst he is away from SG?" Well ladies and stalkers alike today you're in luck, in this installment of...
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(points for answering this question and bonus points for answering this in the form of a question)
So you've probably asked yourself many times "Whatever could stockdog, that delicious piece of man meat, be doing whilst he is away from SG?" Well ladies and stalkers alike today you're in luck, in this installment of...
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pomfelo:
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Less talk about the man meat.
Less talk about the man meat.
tilpacer:
I will answer your first question, just on thing I need answered: how many points do I get if I answer with a question?
Oh man. That must be some classic conversations with Ray. I would be laughing my ass off and he would be all confused. Damn you live an interesting life.
Oh man. That must be some classic conversations with Ray. I would be laughing my ass off and he would be all confused. Damn you live an interesting life.
So I came across some good news today, it's 10 times easier than before to take advantage of me! ... allow me to elaborate for you
I'm a celiac (that means I can't eat wheat, barley or rye) been one for more than a few years now. According to the doc it's a disease but I like to think of it as more of a...
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I'm a celiac (that means I can't eat wheat, barley or rye) been one for more than a few years now. According to the doc it's a disease but I like to think of it as more of a...
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issue_:
...interesting.
nuit:
yeh, but are you still "functional" as you are passed out cold?
You are awesome and I greatly appreciate the video and I'm glad to see you back around here.