So. Walked into bathroom. Stall is the only thing open. I'm in stall. Dude starts up a fucking conversation with me. Now I don't want to leave, because what normal human being has a full-on conversation with some dude in a public restroom? I get small talk. News. Sports. Weather. Whatever.
But I do not want to hear about your Christmas shopping. Nor give my opinion on your gifts.
That said: opinion time.
1. The starwars DVDs you got your roomie...lame. Everyone knows episodes 4-6 are where it's at. 1-3 just didn't do it for me. If that's what your friend is into, get a new one.
2. Your friends that's into anime porn...first of all....I REALLY don't want to hear about it. Second of all. Again. New friend time. One capable of getting laid by something not dreamed up by a crazy cartoonist.
3. Val Kilmer hasn't done anything worth watching since real genius and top gun, so getting a collection of his movies for your roomie is insulting and potentially harmful.
4. My final opinion: you're insane.
But I do not want to hear about your Christmas shopping. Nor give my opinion on your gifts.
That said: opinion time.
1. The starwars DVDs you got your roomie...lame. Everyone knows episodes 4-6 are where it's at. 1-3 just didn't do it for me. If that's what your friend is into, get a new one.
2. Your friends that's into anime porn...first of all....I REALLY don't want to hear about it. Second of all. Again. New friend time. One capable of getting laid by something not dreamed up by a crazy cartoonist.
3. Val Kilmer hasn't done anything worth watching since real genius and top gun, so getting a collection of his movies for your roomie is insulting and potentially harmful.
4. My final opinion: you're insane.
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doomie:
who the fuck talks to someone IN A STALL? thats fucking crazy
smashbros20:
That's what I'm saying. I was just standing there like...when the fuck are you going to leave me alone?!