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slydyke

Land of boob cancer and SUVs (coincidence?)

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Saturday Jun 18, 2005

Jun 18, 2005
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Tinkerbell was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. And I was hungry.

So... anyway, I have a cold now. Trying to get through it as fast as I can so I can go to a concert in the park in SF this sunday.
Oh, and does anyone know what the "three bases" acctually are? so I can say, "I got to first base with the blond girl" and know what i'm talking about. Whenever I want to say something like that I remember an episode of Beavis and Butthead where beavis fakes getting hit by a car and starts saying, "Oh! My ovaries!" tongue

Quote of the ...Whatever.
"Yo tengo los gatos in mis pantalones."
-some movie I saw late at night.
(Translation: I have the cats in my pants.) miao!!


UPDATE: UPDATE: UPDATE:
The blond girl drunk-called me at near midnight and after telling me about the five shots of rum she drank for her sister's birthday, she proceeded to tell me that she bought dental dams because (and here's the kicker) I'm diseased.
blackeyed
WTF!
I AM NOT DISEASED!
(I may be a little disturbed, though.)
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
sempi:
Glad to see your back. Work's been keeping me busy. We still need to meet so I can give you the new type mags/DVDs & Magic cards that are stacking up.
Jun 22, 2005
tattooedteddy:
Glad to have you back. smile
Jun 28, 2005

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