slydyke

Hey! Hey! Look!
(I updated.)

I know it's bad how I update like every few months (and how I always seem to start my journals by apologizing for not updating)... um... sorry?

If you read my last update, it mentioned how caffiene was going to be my next lover.... well, it's true. I'm up before dawn monday through friday and a good ol' Sobe Energy helps get me in to work. Coffee works, too. The thing about it is that I have to have that caffiene FIRST thing. I can't make it. So if I have no Sobes I end up having cold canned doubbleshots. (bad for the empty stomach)

And that pussy pirate... stole my sweater. Then we got drunk and went to a bar where she "wanted to see how many girls each of us could get" and I ended up sleeping with this little philipino chick. Then my girlfriend yelled at me. Then I yelled at her about sleeping with her ex boyfriend (twice!). Then we broke up. Then we did the classic lesbian thing and kept talking to each other.

And my cat died.

And my rat died.

And I got a used car.

And my internet connection was cut off for a few months until I figured out that I had to update my credit card info. Then I kinda broke my modem. But a good friend who works at Comp USA gave me his old modem and now I'm back online!

I have lots of email to read.

And finals are coming up.


I'm going to try to update again within a week.