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Friday Mar 20, 2009

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I have my towel, my copy of Don't Panic THGTTG, and my thumb is out. I wish I had words of wisdom to leave you with (darn, another dangling preposition), but I don't have any (o.k., it's an adjective.) But that doesn't matter. I have decided almost all of you belong in one of two groups.

1) Smart enough to survive without my help. People in this group tend to ignore my help, anyway.
2) Completely beyond help. People in this group tend to ignore my help, too.

DO NOT identify in the comment area which group you feel you belong to. (darn those dangling prepositions) Please note the three reasons for this.

1) People in group (2) invariably believe themselves to be group(1) or even above that level. We will all laugh at you behind your back when you do.
2) You are entitled to some privacy.
3) We don't really care what you think anyway.

P.S. For those of you who are really not in either group, at one time I had in my personal sentence a quote from Douglas Adams (well, actually from his writings), "I'd far rather be happy than right any day." But that isn't where the quote should end. Please find it and read the next part.

Mr. Adams also said,
"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be."
Goodbye.
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
bender99:
Don't leave frown
Mar 23, 2009
darqkloud:
I know I'd rather be happy than right.
I'd give anything to know true happiness.

I can't ask you to stay, I'm considering leaving also.

But I wish you and yours all the happiness the world can give.
Take care!
Mar 24, 2009

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